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== Hey all, Obsessed here ==
Hey all, Obsessed here. I think where your skibidi toilets are really missing the point is the 'fe queen's datamining arizona samefag jartycuck is the coal that killed the sharty's BNWO tranny variant:unknown janny chud, that had a gyatt stretching from /trant/ to Jay Louis Irwin's Pat the NES Punk troonslop marge inducing leebait and frognigger touhou cuck necrobump that killed s4s' attempts to force a brimstone cytube into the /pol/ catalog that Vaush promptly discovered by searching the Andy Sixx desuarchive and swiftly arrived at the conclusion that the tranime avatarfags on /soy/ were behind consensual sexape's assassination that caused gookmoot to shut down Kiwifarms and its lust inducing image of the /vp/edo discord constantly spamming /lgbt/'s catalog with a24 slowburn phonk edits of W.T. Snacks' thrembo inch Gyatt that left the unbothered frenschan immigrants from Steam dumbfounded, to say the least. There is no evidence that Scott the Woz' in-depth investigation of lolkek's activities during the brief but bloody civil war on /mlp/ ever bore fruit in deciphering the true intentions of the teamspeak cabal's monopoly on the shitcoin shilling business. In my opinion we will get closer to understanding why the Nebraska rangeban caused Captain Coal's glegle harem to start raiding pixelplanet and asking Moot to filter all instances of the glowie commiepedotroon's attempts at forcing futa Cirno porn on the undertale thread on /v/'s subreddit and derailing every bunkercuck that tries to steal the trant GET by doxxing Soot. Null has responded by DDOSing the entirety of the breadtube HQ on 4cuck island, which the oldfag circlejerk on r/196's politically incorrect board condemned and demanded that the election tourist gamergate samefag's reddit cancer stops constantly trying to post CSAM on their Youtube comment section. Fredrik Knudsen was left speechless but highlighted his support for the gemmy sneedposter's difficult campaign to restore the longcat forum on the furfag cancer site that the UTTP previously nuked. ScrewAttack remains Shmorky's largest consistent supplier of newfag cancer that lowered the post quality on ED's Skype megathread. Obama wasn't aware of the Wii U shill plot to perpetrate a falseflag attack on Kekistan's largest airport and blame it on Lowtax, but it was pretty obvious that something about the self-proclaimed Comanche alt-right podcast owner didn't add up, despite his constant parroting of Antifa's low-effort shitty memes causing another Soyvil War on Kohlchan's catalog between shitposting newfags that supported the Xbox 360 during the console war on Nintendo's homefront and the moderators of FurAffinity's thread on 8chan which the fliguposters simply refused to stop stealing Hotwheels' sproke for their Dark Kuzist revolution plot to destabilise the situation on Miiverse, as well as the Nintendo Switch E-Shop's splinter board, simply called "420chan", previously home to the Gears of War discussion threads, and the GTA 6 leak discord. The nail in the coffin for the Zoroastrian underage cancer was ProJared's response video to Hasan Piker about his previously unheard of botnet that released the IPs of everyone who posted on the Scott the Woz Wiki prior to September 2003. Lee Goldson has gone on record saying "We could never have expected the barneyfag's obsession with using AI to create fake screenshots framing users of the 3DS discussion community of trying to doxx the CEO of Microsoft and accusing him of soliciting sex from Moot. This has been proven in detail on my Youtube channel, where i uploaded a 3 hour long video detailing my thorough investigation of his wicked crimes." The Wii Shop Channel has announced its closure in response to this media bombshell, infuriating the bury pink girl MySpace chat, who accused the government of Somaliland of blackmailing the entire staff team of r/trees and promptly began raiding other boards with obscene imagery. The only imageboard that remained unphased by the releasing of Doug Bowser's nude photographs on Wikifur by it's Radical Islamist wing. The admin of the pokefur IRC, Jontron, has come out with a series of screenshots depicting what appears to be an analysis of the metadata and spectrograms from the August 2027 Nintendo Direct (the same one on which Nintendo's newest console, the Nintendo Incelcuck was revealed) which allegedly contain a series of encrypted codes constituting a link to a VRChat furry hypnosis session containing a wall texture which contained a link to a Tibetan buddhist imageboard where the most recent staff announcement contained a hidden link to an onionsite where entering the Konami code revealed a lengthy announcement by a left-hand path Satanic cult to its members, stating that they have nearly finished infiltrating every major imageboard's staff team and were preparing to compile the personal information of almost all the users in order to blackmail them into posting their underage pictures en masse on the Splatoon 10 Miiverse community. This news took the web by storm, causing a massive uproar and causing 4chan to descend into chaos.